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vain egotism: Let’s rewind history and play a hypothetical scenario, just for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:20:14 -0700

vain egotism: Let’s rewind history and play a hypothetical scenario, just for...:

Let’s rewind history and play a hypothetical scenario, just for fun.

Europeans never colonized Africa.

Africans colonized Europe. They went to Europe and began rounding up the native population, forcing them to forget English, German, Spanish, French, and are all lumped up as one group of…

Bored at work! I need a hair change already. This is so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:46 -0700

Bored at work! I need a hair change already. This is so unsatisfying.

brandiquann: Naturally blonde Melanesians. So cute. :] “In...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:04:53 -0700

brandiquann:

Naturally blonde Melanesians. So cute. :]

“In fact, the blonde Melanesians have blonde that is unique solely to them. According to the study in which scientists compared 43 blonde hair islanders to 42 dark hair islanders, blonde Melanesians have a variant of a native gene called TYRP1 that plays an important role in the melanin biosynthetic pathway. This variant is completely separate from what causes blonde hair in Europeans, and doesn’t even exist in the European genetic set.” - RTTNews

Read more here.

"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:51:12 -0700

lakrab:

little-girl-in-a-bigworld:

katewho23:

eelster:

sodamnrelatable:

oh my gosh

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

😂😂😂😂😂

This just made my day :)

I’m glad I took the time to read that. Just made my fucking day.

cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:38:42 -0700

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:53:32 -0700

[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?:

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But…

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:17:17 -0700

gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:14:25 -0700

gazzymouse:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun.

“Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’

“We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source

I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.

ckate2011: gizmalien: ckate2011: naughtynerdxxx: bigbeardedba...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:29:59 -0700

ckate2011:

gizmalien:

ckate2011:

naughtynerdxxx:

bigbeardedbastard:

naughtynerdxxx:

bigbeardedbastard:

big-and-naked:

its so pretty!

And it goes in your butt

How cute is this?! :)

Right, like Hey dear, I got you a rose…for yo butthole

Yes! I would prefer this as gift instead of actual roses.

Omg I’m in love with a butt plug.

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet.”

That last caption. I’m dying. I’m dead.

I need this.

nevver: Christian Bök & Micah Lexier

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:24:24 -0700

nevver:

Christian Bök & Micah Lexier

nemomeimpune-lacessit: The Nu Project’s Nude Photos Tell The...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:22:01 -0700

nemomeimpune-lacessit:

The Nu Project’s Nude Photos Tell The Truth About Women’s Bodies

The Nu Project is a no-glamor honest look at beauty and image in our world.

Female nudity isn’t hard to come by in the media, but the bodies we see usually represent a fairly limited scope of sizes and shapes. The Nu Project, a collection of nude photographs shot by Minneapolis photographer Matt Blum, seeks to add some variety to the mix. Blum started The Nu Project in 2005 but said it really took off when his wife, Katy Kessler, became the project’s editor. Blum sees the photos as filling a void. “When I started shooting nudes there was no project like it,” he told The Huffington Post in an email. The things that I had seen either used models with typical model bodies or average people who were made to look extremely unimpressive. I figured there was a way to treat women (of any size/shape) like models and photograph them beautifully, respectfully without a lot of sexual under or overtones. The women photographed are all volunteers, and most of the pictures are taken in the subjects’ homes — where they feel most comfortable. The Nu Project’s website showcases six galleries of nudes, three shot in North America, three in South America. Although Blum told HuffPost that he feels that they have a “good variety of people involved,” he and Kessler acknowledge on The Nu Project website that they’d love for the subjects to be more diverse. “The hardest part for us is that the project is 100 percent volunteer, so I do not see the women until I show up at their door,” Blum writes on the website. “We’re doing our best to encourage all types of women, but we need volunteers of all backgrounds and walks of life to make the project more complete.” Blum said he ultimately hopes that these images inspire the women who see them to feel better about their own bodies. “It’s been really exciting to hear people react to the images,” he told HuffPost. “We get a lot of feedback from women (especially) who have struggled to see themselves as beautiful, and this project has helped them on that path.”

http://thenuproject.com/

Good morning, tumblr!

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:46:48 -0700

Good morning, tumblr!

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:07:35 -0700

jennyknitting: elegantpaws: changeyourattitude: yinx1: seoulm...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:02:27 -0700

jennyknitting:

elegantpaws:

changeyourattitude:

yinx1:

seoulmama:

pearly-sweetcake:

ent-wife:

besotten-with-prudence:

“The Moody Couch”

I WANT THIS.

WANT

an actual pillow nest

must have

I’d never want to get out of it.

Yes please

Dog bed for humans. I like. I like a great deal.

I need the thing!

Seasons ending in pain. All of them.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:13:53 -0700

Seasons ending in pain. All of them.

Greatest porn intro ever

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:18:07 -0700

Greatest porn intro ever

beesmygod: i have seen this image so many times and i have...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:22:30 -0700

beesmygod:

i have seen this image so many times and i have never not laughed at it

"I’m so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me."

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:39:01 -0700

“I’m so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me.”

- Tom Waits (via seabasstian)

potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:31:19 -0700

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

virtuouslyvindicated: beaucoupjolie: journalisticjoe: knowledg...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:18:50 -0700

virtuouslyvindicated:

beaucoupjolie:

journalisticjoe:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

kronosinasuit:

Kerry Washington being amazing as always.

Understand colorblinders out there. Please get it.

And get it while the, gettin is good.

Holy cow, just seeing this today and the notes! Congrats Kronos! #Gladiators swinging it out of the park day in and day out

And this is why I love Kerry—because she’s beauty AND brains.