May 2013
58 posts
“I’m so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me.”
– Tom Waits (via seabasstian)
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
the—bear—necessities:
olympains:
maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes
OMG.
illkim:
A homosexual version of The Birds & the Bees titled “The Triceratops and The Tricerabottoms”
I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are...
“I love you more than my own skin.”
– Frida Kahlo (via perfect)
“Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.”
– Frank Ocean (via obsessivly)
spacecamps:
here are some nice things to do to waste time on the internet if you want to be distracted for some reason
read about notable cats (or dogs)
take a personality test
draw a nebula
read any book (apparently)
go through creepy wiki articles
watch a new tv show
go through thought catalog
listen to some mixes
make an acapella band
watch some penguins do things at seaworld
May is National Masturbation Month
urbieknowsbeats:
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youarefuckingmajestic:
VANITY AS SELF CARE ALWAYS.
YOU TAKE THOSE SELFIES, GIRL.
SHOW THE WORLD HOW FUCKING MAJESTIC YOU ARE.
starkexpos:
❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ In A Committed Relationship With Marvel Studios
KRAB!!! This one is for you
arachnids8rip:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
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