I’m so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me.– Tom Waits (via seabasstian)
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
the—bear—necessities: olympains: maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes OMG.
illkim: A homosexual version of The Birds & the Bees titled “The Triceratops and The Tricerabottoms”
I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful, but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are...
I love you more than my own skin.– Frida Kahlo (via perfect)
Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.– Frank Ocean (via obsessivly)
spacecamps: here are some nice things to do to waste time on the internet if you want to be distracted for some reason read about notable cats (or dogs) take a personality test draw a nebula read any book (apparently) go through creepy wiki articles watch a new tv show go through thought catalog listen to some mixes make an acapella band watch some penguins do things at seaworld
May is National Masturbation Month
youarefuckingmajestic: VANITY AS SELF CARE ALWAYS. YOU TAKE THOSE SELFIES, GIRL. SHOW THE WORLD HOW FUCKING MAJESTIC YOU ARE.
starkexpos: ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ In A Committed Relationship With Marvel Studios KRAB!!! This one is for you
arachnids8rip: fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick and the award for unexpected turns goes to