gazzymouse:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun.

“Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’

“We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source

I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.

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ckate2011:

gizmalien:

ckate2011:

naughtynerdxxx:

bigbeardedbastard:

naughtynerdxxx:

bigbeardedbastard:

big-and-naked:

its so pretty!

And it goes in your butt

How cute is this?! :)

Right, like Hey dear, I got you a rose…for yo butthole

Yes! I would prefer this as gift instead of actual roses.

Omg I’m in love with a butt plug.

“What’s in a name?  That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

That last caption. I’m dying. I’m dead.

I need this.

ckate2011:

gizmalien:

ckate2011:

naughtynerdxxx:

bigbeardedbastard:

naughtynerdxxx:

bigbeardedbastard:

big-and-naked:

its so pretty!

And it goes in your butt

How cute is this?! :)

Right, like Hey dear, I got you a rose…for yo butthole

Yes! I would prefer this as gift instead of actual roses.

Omg I’m in love with a butt plug.

“What’s in a name?  That which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet.”

That last caption. I’m dying. I’m dead.

I need this.

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nemomeimpune-lacessit:

The Nu Project’s Nude Photos Tell The Truth About Women’s Bodies

The Nu Project is a no-glamor honest look at beauty and image in our world.

Female nudity isn’t hard to come by in the media, but the bodies we see usually represent a fairly limited scope of sizes and shapes. The Nu Project, a collection of nude photographs shot by Minneapolis photographer Matt Blum, seeks to add some variety to the mix. Blum started The Nu Project in 2005 but said it really took off when his wife, Katy Kessler, became the project’s editor. Blum sees the photos as filling a void. “When I started shooting nudes there was no project like it,” he told The Huffington Post in an email. The things that I had seen either used models with typical model bodies or average people who were made to look extremely unimpressive. I figured there was a way to treat women (of any size/shape) like models and photograph them beautifully, respectfully without a lot of sexual under or overtones. The women photographed are all volunteers, and most of the pictures are taken in the subjects’ homes — where they feel most comfortable. The Nu Project’s website showcases six galleries of nudes, three shot in North America, three in South America. Although Blum told HuffPost that he feels that they have a “good variety of people involved,” he and Kessler acknowledge on The Nu Project website that they’d love for the subjects to be more diverse. “The hardest part for us is that the project is 100 percent volunteer, so I do not see the women until I show up at their door,” Blum writes on the website. “We’re doing our best to encourage all types of women, but we need volunteers of all backgrounds and walks of life to make the project more complete.” Blum said he ultimately hopes that these images inspire the women who see them to feel better about their own bodies. “It’s been really exciting to hear people react to the images,” he told HuffPost. “We get a lot of feedback from women (especially) who have struggled to see themselves as beautiful, and this project has helped them on that path.”

http://thenuproject.com/

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Good morning, tumblr!

Good morning, tumblr!

jennyknitting:

elegantpaws:

changeyourattitude:

yinx1:

seoulmama:

pearly-sweetcake:

ent-wife:

besotten-with-prudence:

“The Moody Couch”

I WANT THIS.

WANT

an actual pillow nest

must have

I’d never want to get out of it.

Yes please

Dog bed for humans. I like. I like a great deal.

I need the thing!

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Seasons ending in pain. All of them.

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Greatest porn intro ever

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beesmygod:

i have seen this image so many times and i have never not laughed at it

beesmygod:

i have seen this image so many times and i have never not laughed at it

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I’m so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me. — Tom Waits (via seabasstian)

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potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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virtuouslyvindicated:

beaucoupjolie:

journalisticjoe:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

kronosinasuit:

Kerry Washington being amazing as always. 

Understand colorblinders out there. Please get it.

And get it while the, gettin is good.

Holy cow, just seeing this today and the notes! Congrats Kronos! #Gladiators swinging it out of the park day in and day out

And this is why I love Kerry—because she’s beauty AND brains.

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